What is a pair of jeans?

What do they do?

What are their five characteristics?

How does a pair of jeans act?

What if we took many pairs of jeans and envelope all of them into these characteristics?

What if a pair of jeans only has 2.5 of those characteristics?

Do you consider it a whole pair of jeans, or is it only half?

One jea?

Are you even comfortable asking that question?

Why? 

What is a button-down shirt?

What does it do?

What is its five characteristics?

How does a button-down shirt act?

What if we took many button-down shirts and envelope all of them into these characteristics?

What if a button-down shirt only has 2.5 of those characteristics?

Do you consider it a whole button down shirt, or is it only half?

A butt shi?

Are you even comfortable asking that question?

Why?